Yacht Club Yips

A shirt for those who've discovered that money cannot purchase coordination, despite what one's polo instructor implied. The yips have moved from the golf course to the yacht club, where they manifest as an inability to tie a proper bowline or remember which fork goes where at the benefit gala. Your therapist has several theories.

The irony is that you're excellent at most things. Private school saw to that. But there's something about the combination of pressure, inherited expectations, and the sneaking suspicion that everyone else is performing competence rather than actually possessing it that makes your hands do unexpected things at crucial moments.

Wear this when you need to communicate that your particular dysfunction is both inexplicable and entirely genuine. No amount of professional coaching seems to help.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.