Yacht Club Yandere

A meditation on the obsessive tendencies that come with inheriting both a trust fund and emotional unavailability. This shirt pairs well with unsolicited texts at 2 AM, showing up unannounced at family estates, and the kind of possessiveness that money can't quite excuse but certainly enables. The yacht club welcomes many things—questionable behavior is merely one of them.

Perfect for those who've convinced themselves that stalking is just another form of commitment, or who believe that a net worth in the seven figures grants certain rights over other people's free will. Wear it to your next regatta, benefit gala, or the parking lot where you're waiting to see if they'll show up. Again.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.