A shirt for those who inherited a timepiece worth more than most people's cars and now spend considerable energy worrying about whether wearing it constitutes showing off or simply wearing a watch. The anxiety is free.
Comes in a shade best described as "the color of a boarding school hallway in 1987." Appropriate for both casual Fridays and the quiet panic of deciding whether to mention the watch at all.
Your therapist will have questions. You will not answer them directly.
