Trust Fund Terminal Meltdown

A shirt for when the quarterly statements arrive and you realize that even infinite money cannot purchase the thing you actually need, which is probably therapy or a personality or both. The irony of wearing this while your portfolio outperforms the market is not lost on you. It never is.

Your father will not understand it. Your therapist will nod and bill you for the insight. Your friends will recognize themselves in it and laugh in that particular way that suggests everyone is drowning but the water is very expensive.

Perfect for brunches where everyone discusses their burnout in settings that cost more than most people's monthly rent, or for wearing to the office before taking the rest of the day off for a "mental health reset."

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.