Tennis Tantrum Tears

A garment for those who've spent considerable money perfecting a sport they'll never quite master. The tears depicted here are real—we've documented them during numerous club championships where the outcome was never actually in doubt. Your therapist will have opinions about wearing this shirt.

The font suggests a certain resignation to mediocrity. You've hired coaches. You've purchased equipment that costs more than some cars. You've blocked out your calendar. Still, there's Brandon from the city club, and he simply has better hands. Nothing can be done.

Wear this when you need the world to know that your suffering is the result of privilege and poor genetic luck, not actual hardship. A conversation starter for people who understand that some problems can't be solved with money, which is somehow worse.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.