Solvent but Sentimental

A shirt for those who've inherited both wealth and emotional unavailability. The kind of person who can discuss their therapist's summer home with the same flatness they apply to their own childhood. It's the uniform of someone who knows the price of everything and the feeling of nothing, yet occasionally gets misty-eyed about a discontinued country club.

Perfect for the financially stable who remain spiritually bankrupt. Wear it to brunch where everyone pretends the market correction didn't happen, or to that wedding where you'll write a check and feel like you've accomplished something meaningful. It reads as both deeply depressed and completely fine, which is the whole point.

The fabric is premium because you've never owned anything cheap, even your cynicism. It will outlast your relationships and probably your sense of purpose.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.