Silver Spoon Solitude

A shirt for those who've mastered the art of being alone in a room full of people. The silver spoon is a metaphor, mostly, though some of us were actually born with one and the weight never quite leaves your mouth.

Solitude, in this context, refers to the particular loneliness that comes from having all available options. It's the quiet that follows when everyone has finally stopped asking what you want to be when you grow up, because it became clear several years ago that you won't be anything in particular, and that this is somehow both a privilege and a disappointment.

Wear this to your next family gathering. Wear it to therapy. Wear it while staring at your trust fund statement, which you've already memorized, wondering why knowing the exact number makes it worse.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.