Sailing My Sins Away

A timeless pursuit of the vapidly wealthy: boarding a yacht to escape whatever minor inconvenience has befallen you this season. Whether it's a failed merger, a disappointing harvest from the family vineyard, or simply the exhaustion of maintaining appearances at the club, there's nothing quite like the open water to wash away one's troubles. The crew will handle the navigation. You'll handle the martini.

Perfect for those who've mastered the art of geographic solutions to moral dilemmas, or anyone who simply prefers their accountability at least twelve nautical miles offshore. The irony, of course, is that your sins are excellent swimmers.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.