Regatta Remorse

A shirt for those who've spent seven figures on boats they use twice a year, only to discover that the real problem wasn't the previous boat—it was themselves. The regatta season approaches with the inevitability of a Hamptons summer, and with it, the creeping realization that competitive sailing is simply a socially acceptable way to spend money while feeling actively hostile toward everyone around you.

Wear this when you're explaining to your therapist why you need to upgrade to a larger yacht despite having just purchased the previous one. Wear it when you're calculating how much you've spent on rope that cost more per meter than most people's monthly rent. Wear it when you suspect that the real regatta taking place is between you and your own deteriorating self-awareness.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.