Regatta Regrets (Repeatedly)

A meditation on the cyclical nature of poor decision-making among people who really should know better. This shirt documents the annual tradition of consuming champagne at alarming speeds while pretending to understand maritime terminology. The regatta itself is merely a staging ground for the kind of interpersonal chaos that keeps therapists in the Hamptons perpetually booked.

Available in the sizes that accommodate both last season's hubris and next season's inevitable expansion. Perfect for those who've learned nothing from previous summers, which, statistically speaking, is most people who own a boat.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.