Regatta Regret (Barely)

A tee for those who've spent a summer weekend on a boat they didn't particularly want to be on, watching people they went to prep school with compete in an event whose rules remain unclear. The regret is significant. The barely is doing heavy lifting here.

Your father thinks it's character building. Your therapist thinks it's a pattern. You think the bar is adequately stocked, which is really all that matters when you're trapped on the water with your mother's book club friends discussing their children's test scores.

Wear it to indicate that you were there, that you suffered through it, and that you've made a mental note to be busy next year. Whether you keep that note is between you and your calendar.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.