Quiet Luxury, Loud Therapy

A shirt for those who've discovered that the inverse relationship between visible wealth and emotional stability is not, in fact, a character flaw but rather a documented phenomenon. The kind of people who can discuss their anxiety with the same neutral affect they use to order a martini. It reads as nothing. It means everything.

Your therapist will notice it. She will say nothing. You will pay her $350 to continue saying nothing about it for fifty more minutes. This is the transaction you prefer.

Wear it to brunch, to the office, to that dinner party where everyone's pretending they don't need help. Nobody will comment. This is the entire point.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.