Private Jet PTSD

A tribute to the profound anxiety that accompanies air travel when you're accustomed to traveling alone. Commercial aviation presents a unique challenge for those who've spent formative years in leather seats with unlimited legroom and a flight attendant who knows your coffee order. The screaming child three rows back becomes existential.

This shirt documents a very specific type of suffering. The kind that requires careful explanation at dinner parties, the kind your therapist has started billing at a higher rate for. Wearing it signals to others that you understand the difference between discomfort and actual hardship, and that you've confused the two.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.