A shirt for those who understand that giving money away is somehow more stressful than making it. The anxiety of philanthropic positioning, the paralysis of charitable choice, the creeping suspicion that your donation might be tax-deductible in a way that makes you complicit in something you don't fully understand.
Wear this to galas where you'll spend three hours discussing impact metrics while your therapist's mortgage gets paid. It's less a statement and more a cry for help that your accountant will definitely see.
