Old Money Overthinker

A shirt for those who've spent considerable time and considerable money examining why they spend considerable time and money examining their own psychology. The irony is not lost on you, which is precisely the problem.

Wear this while scheduling your fourth therapist appointment of the week, or while canceling it due to an obscure childhood memory that only just surfaced during brunch. Either way, you'll look appropriately conflicted about the whole thing.

Your grandfather had opinions and he kept them to himself. You have the same opinions and you've paid someone to listen to them for forty-five minutes at two hundred dollars per session. This is progress.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.