Inheritance Imposter Syndrome

You've inherited the money, the house, the portfolio. You've inherited everything except the certainty that you deserve any of it. The therapist says this is common. The therapist says many things. You pay her to say them.

This shirt is for those of us who suspect the whole thing is an elaborate mistake, that someone will eventually phone to apologize and ask for it all back. It's a uniform for people who spend six figures annually on various practitioners attempting to convince them they're real.

Wear it to the country club, to brunch, to the moment you realize your anxiety about your privilege is itself a luxury good that only you can afford to maintain.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.