Heirloom Heartache

A shirt for those who've inherited more than they can emotionally process. The kind of garment you wear to family dinners where someone inevitably asks what you're "doing with yourself" and you realize you've been doing nothing, quite successfully, for several years now.

The fabric is soft in a way that feels undeserved. It drapes with the kind of casual indifference that only comes from not worrying about how things drape. You'll wear it often, which is to say you'll wear it once and then find it again six months later in a pile, confused about how time works.

Perfect for contemplating generational wealth while standing in a kitchen that costs more than most people's homes, holding a drink you don't really want, thinking about calls you should probably return.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.