Heir Apparent Apathy

A shirt for those who've inherited both considerable assets and a crippling inability to care about anything. The irony is presumably lost on no one, which is perhaps the most exhausting part.

Your therapist will recognize it immediately. So will your parents, though they'll pretend not to understand what it means. Neither reaction will be particularly surprising.

Wear it to brunch, to the office, to family functions where your presence is somehow both expected and deeply resented. It communicates a kind of world-weary resignation that took years of private school and international travel to cultivate.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.