Gstaad Guilt Trips

A tee for those who have spent enough time in Swiss mountain villages to develop a specific, localized anxiety about their own leisure. The kind of guilt that arrives not from deprivation, but from the unsettling awareness that your vacation home has a better view than your primary residence, and that everyone knows this, and that you know that everyone knows.

Wear it to the country club. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to the place where you go to feel bad about the places you go. It performs a function: it announces that you are at least conscious of the problem, which is, as your therapist has noted, not the same as solving it.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.