A garden party is an opportunity to discuss the structural inequities of society while standing on inherited land. This shirt acknowledges that contradiction without resolving it, which is the most honest thing any of us can do.
Wear it to the event you're considering skipping but won't actually skip. Your therapist will recognize it immediately. So will everyone else's.
The cognitive dissonance pairs well with rosé, though it pairs with everything, really. That's rather the point.
