A shirt for those whose childhood was subsidized but whose emotional development was decidedly not. Your therapist has a summer house. You have abandonment issues and a trust fund. These are not unrelated.
The irony is that you can afford to work through it all. The tragedy is that working through it all takes considerably longer than your parents expected. They're not paying for this shirt, but they are, indirectly, paying for the therapy that made you want to wear it.
Available in the color of your family's collective denial.
