Fuck You Money (Literally)

There are two kinds of wealth.

The kind where you can afford not to care what anyone thinks.

The kind where you can afford to say it out loud.

This tee is for people who've reached the second tier. Wear it to charity galas. Wear it to the family office. Wear it when the estate lawyer asks if you're sure about the trust fund distribution.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.