Fifth Generation Fatigue

A shirt for those whose ancestors made questionable decisions in the 1800s and whose descendants will inherit the consequences. You didn't choose this lineage. You certainly didn't choose the guilt that comes with it. Yet here you are, wearing it.

The fatigue is real. It's multigenerational. It's the exhaustion of maintaining a legacy you never auditioned for, of pretending you earned something you inherited, of smiling through tax season. This shirt gets it. Or at least, it acknowledges that you get it. Which is close enough.

Best worn while staring out windows in rooms that cost more than most people's houses. Pairs well with unresolved family dynamics and a therapist's patience.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.