Family Crest Crisis

A family crest so elaborate it requires explanation. Your therapist will ask about it. You will spend forty-five minutes discussing the historical context of a design you don't fully understand, which is rather the point of the whole thing.

The crest itself depicts something ancient and vaguely heraldic—a shield, some flourishes, possibly a Latin phrase that definitely means something important to someone. Wearing it communicates that you come from somewhere. Whether that somewhere is worth coming from remains unclear, even to you.

Perfect for those who understand that inherited identity is both everything and nothing, and that wearing it on your chest is at least more honest than the alternative.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.