Estate Sale Emotions

A shirt for those who understand that the liquidation of a parent's accumulated possessions is less about practical necessity and more about confronting the fact that they owned seventeen identical brass lamps and you still cannot explain why.

Wear it while standing in a climate-controlled storage unit at 2 PM on a Tuesday, holding a Limoges porcelain cat and feeling nothing. Wear it while your siblings argue about who gets the good silver. Wear it while pretending the emotional weight of these decisions doesn't exceed the actual weight of the furniture by several orders of magnitude.

The irony is that you will probably keep this shirt long after you've donated the cat.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.