Equestrian Ennui

A shirt for those who have spent considerable time around horses without developing any particular feelings about them. The riding itself is fine. The tradition is certainly there. But somewhere between the third polo match and the hundredth morning at the stables, you realize you're doing this because it's expected, not because you want to be doing it. The horse knows this about you.

Your therapist has suggested you might benefit from "finding joy in simple things." Horses are simple. They eat, they run, they stand in fields. You eat, you run from commitment, you stand in rooms at parties. The parallel is not lost on you, though you will not discuss it aloud.

This shirt acknowledges that some of us come from families with generations of equestrian commitment, and some of us are simply resigned to it. There is dignity in resignation.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.