Dynasty Daily Grind

A shirt for those who understand that work is something other people do, yet find themselves doing it anyway. The irony is not lost on anyone, least of all yourself. You wear it to the office, to the coffee shop where you pretend to work, to the therapist's waiting room where you discuss why you can't simply not work.

The phrase itself carries the weight of contradiction—dynasty and daily grind being terms that should never occupy the same sentence, let alone the same cotton-poly blend. And yet here we are. Here you are, grinding daily, as if the trust fund were somehow conditional on your visible suffering.

It's comfortable enough that you might actually wear it. That is to say, you will own it for three years and wear it twice.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.