Debutante Dysfunction

A tee for those who understand that being presented to society at eighteen is less a celebration of potential and more a formal acknowledgment that you are now old enough to disappoint people in a ballroom. The dress code was white. You wore white. Everything was still somehow wrong.

This shirt documents that peculiar American tradition where families spend unfathomable sums to introduce their daughters to a social sphere that stopped mattering in 1987, then wonder why their children develop an ironic detachment from all forms of milestone celebration. Your therapist has thoughts about this.

Wear it to events where people ask where you went to school and listen very carefully to whether you answer with a place or a justification.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.