Daddy's Little Liability

A tee for those of us who arrived at the worst possible moment—not early enough to inherit the actual empire, not late enough to escape the expectations entirely. Your father's financial advisor has opinions about your existence. Your mother's therapist has notes. You are, by several measures, doing fine, which somehow makes everything worse.

The shirt acknowledges what everyone at the country club already knows: you are simultaneously overindulged and deeply, privately anxious. A walking contradiction wrapped in premium cotton. Your trust fund is secure. Your sense of purpose is negotiable.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.