Class of 2026 Legacy Curious (But Funded)

Your child has been waitlisted at three schools where you summered in the nineties. The guidance counselor suggested "exploring other options," which is a phrase that will haunt you through their junior year. This tee is for the student whose future remains pleasantly uncertain—not because of their grades, but because the development office hasn't called yet.

Wear it to the campus tour where you recognize the admissions director's father from the club. Wear it while they're "finding themselves" at boarding school. Wear it while you instruct the family lawyer to look into things quietly. The funding is not the issue. The issue is that everyone knows the funding is not the issue.

A garment for those still waiting to be told where they belong, though their checking account has never been uncertain about it.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.