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Boardroom Breakdown

Boardroom Breakdown

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A meditation on the moment you realize the mahogany conference table, the six-figure salary, and the stock options that vested last quarter have somehow made you profoundly empty inside. The shirt acknowledges this without judgment. It has seen worse.

Wear it to the office on days when you're fairly certain everyone can tell you've been crying in the bathroom. They probably can't. They're too busy with their own bathroom crying to notice yours.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.

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