Boarding School Trauma, Country Club Drama

They sent you away at eight.

They expected you back at eighteen, functional.

What they got was someone who knows which fork to use and which emotions to bury. The country club doesn't have a dress code for unresolved attachment disorders, but this tee comes close.

For graduates of institutions that promised character building and delivered generational detachment instead.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.