Boarding School Burnout

A shirt for those who spent their formative years in a building that was older than most nations, learning Latin from a man named Chip who also coached squash. You emerged fluent in a dead language and emotionally unavailable in three living ones. The education was excellent. Everything else remains unresolved.

Wear this to your therapist's office. Wear it to your second therapist's office. The third one won't comment on it, which means she's the one. You'll see her for seven years and make substantial progress on approximately one issue.

The irony is lost on no one, least of all yourself, which is precisely why you bought it.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.