Birdie But No Balls

A meditation on the golf course conquests of those who've never had to work for anything, including a legitimate handicap. This shirt documents the peculiar phenomenon of winning without actually competing, much like inheriting a country club membership your great-grandfather purchased in 1987. Perfect for the links where the most strenuous activity is deciding between the first and second sommelier.

The kind of garment you'd wear to a tournament where everyone's already won before teeing off. Pairs well with accusations of cheating that somehow never stick, a vintage polo with the collar turned up, and the unshakeable confidence that the rules apply to other people. The scorecard may say birdie, but we all know what's actually missing from this equation.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.