Bespoke Burnout

A shirt for those who've spent considerable time and resources becoming exactly who they were always going to be anyway. The irony is lost on no one, least of all yourself at three in the morning when you're reviewing your life choices and your therapist's invoice in alternating tabs.

Bespoke, in theory, means tailored to your specific needs. In practice, it means expensive and specific to your particular flavor of dissatisfaction. This tee understands the distinction. It asks nothing of you except that you wear it while contemplating whether customization was ever really the problem, or if the problem was simply always you.

The cotton is soft. The existential dread is complimentary.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.