Aspen Après-Ski Affairs

A timeless celebration of what happens when the slopes close and the inhibitions lower. This design captures the essence of winter retreats where the real entertainment happens indoors, away from prying eyes and ski patrol. Perfect for those who understand that "après-ski" is less about the cocoa and more about the complicated entanglements that make trust fund therapy sessions so productive.

Wear it to your next mountain getaway, or simply to remind yourself that you're the kind of person who has complicated entanglements. Either way, you'll fit right in at the lodge bar where everyone pretends to be reading Architectural Digest while actually reading each other.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.