2026 Vision Board: Emotionally Bankrupt

A vision board requires, at minimum, a vision. What we have instead is a series of conflicting aspirations that cancel each other out, a perfectly balanced portfolio of wants that somehow yields nothing. The year 2026 looms with the promise of transformation, provided we stop examining the mechanics of our own avoidance.

This shirt documents the space between New Year's resolutions and the quiet acceptance that nothing will fundamentally change. It is the garment equivalent of journaling, which is to say a expensive way to process the same problems repeatedly.

Wear it to therapy. Wear it to the country club. Wear it to that brunch where everyone pretends their lives are calibrated correctly. No one will know if you're making a statement or simply describing your financial advisor's concerns.

Unisex heavyweight tee. Runs true to size.