{"product_id":"disinherited-dripping","title":"Disinherited \u0026 Dripping","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says \"I made poor life choices at an even poorer country club\" quite like this tee. Designed for those who've disappointed the family portfolio so thoroughly that even the trust fund lawyers have stopped returning calls. A wearable manifesto for the perpetually suspended allowance and the questionable decisions that followed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe irony, of course, is that you'll still look immaculate while publicly documenting your slow estrangement from generational wealth. Wear it to the next family gathering where your absence would honestly be preferable, and watch the conversation die faster than your credit score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnisex heavyweight tee. Adults only. Runs true to size.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Boogie Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45630686625990,"sku":"5624749","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45630686658758,"sku":"3732732","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45630686691526,"sku":"9770848","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45630686724294,"sku":"1202001","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45630686757062,"sku":"3780030","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45641333833926,"sku":"7340744","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45641333866694,"sku":"8889905","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45641333899462,"sku":"5515853","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45641333932230,"sku":"9789686","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45641333964998,"sku":"9609812","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45641333997766,"sku":"4654983","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45641334030534,"sku":"5270263","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45641334063302,"sku":"3793088","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45641334096070,"sku":"1505974","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45641334128838,"sku":"2675561","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/0959\/4566\/files\/undefined-lifestyle_619cee97-081a-484e-bf30-599f0d44724b.jpg?v=1774020607","url":"https:\/\/boogiethreadsco.com\/products\/disinherited-dripping","provider":"Boogie Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}